Pantry

Stock your shelf with pantry essentials from Paranoid Ranch. Carefully curated gourmet foods, snacks, and kitchen staples made for flavor, quality, and simplicity. Whether you're fueling the morning with artisan coffees, whipping together a rustic meal, or grabbing healthy bites on the go, our pantry adds taste and character to your everyday. Handpicked ingredients, small-batch snacks, and pantry staples, all chosen to enrich your kitchen experience and bring the ranch to your table.

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  • 2 oz. Brooklyn Bonnie - Hazelnut Butter

    2 oz. Brooklyn Bonnie - Hazelnut Butter

    $9.99 USD

    2 oz. Brooklyn Bonnie - Hazelnut Butter

    $9.99 USD
  • 2 oz. Brooklyn Bonnie - Sea Salt

    2 oz. Brooklyn Bonnie - Sea Salt

    $9.99 USD

    2 oz. Brooklyn Bonnie - Sea Salt

    $9.99 USD
  • Organic Pure Vermont Maple Syrup - Glass Jug

    Organic Pure Vermont Maple Syrup - Glass Jug

    Regular price  $47.99 USD Sale price  $42.99 USD

    Organic Pure Vermont Maple Syrup - Glass Jug

    Sale price  $42.99 USD Regular price  $47.99 USD
  • Organic Pure Vermont Maple Syrup- Plastic Jug

    Organic Pure Vermont Maple Syrup- Plastic Jug

    Regular price  $189.98 USD Sale price  $159.99 USD

    Organic Pure Vermont Maple Syrup- Plastic Jug

    Sale price  $159.99 USD Regular price  $189.98 USD
  • Vanilla Bean Infused Vermont Maple Syrup

    Vanilla Bean Infused Vermont Maple Syrup

    $29.99 USD

    Vanilla Bean Infused Vermont Maple Syrup

    $29.99 USD
  • Cinnamon Stick Infused Vermont Maple Syrup

    Cinnamon Stick Infused Vermont Maple Syrup

    Regular price  $37.99 USD Sale price  $29.99 USD

    Cinnamon Stick Infused Vermont Maple Syrup

    Sale price  $29.99 USD Regular price  $37.99 USD
  • Jalapeño, Hatch Green Chile, Cheddar Grits

    Jalapeño, Hatch Green Chile, Cheddar Grits

    $13.25 USD

    Jalapeño, Hatch Green Chile, Cheddar Grits

    $13.25 USD
  • Western Heirloom Blue Corn Grits

    Western Heirloom Blue Corn Grits

    $18.00 USD

    Western Heirloom Blue Corn Grits

    $18.00 USD
  • Western Heirloom Yellow Corn Grits

    Western Heirloom Yellow Corn Grits

    $16.50 USD

    Western Heirloom Yellow Corn Grits

    $16.50 USD
  • Organic Floyd Farmhouse Breakfast Blend

    Organic Floyd Farmhouse Breakfast Blend

    $19.00 USD

    Organic Floyd Farmhouse Breakfast Blend

    $19.00 USD
  • Organic Funky Chicken

    Organic Funky Chicken

    $18.00 USD

    Organic Funky Chicken

    $18.00 USD
  • Organic DECAF Funky Chicken

    Organic DECAF Funky Chicken

    $21.00 USD

    Organic DECAF Funky Chicken

    $21.00 USD
  • Organic Starr Hill Stout Blend

    Organic Starr Hill Stout Blend

    $19.00 USD

    Organic Starr Hill Stout Blend

    $19.00 USD
  • Red Rooster Organic Decaf

    Red Rooster Organic Decaf

    $21.00 USD

    Red Rooster Organic Decaf

    $21.00 USD
  • Cold Brew Blend

    Cold Brew Blend

    $21.00 USD

    Cold Brew Blend

    $21.00 USD
  • First Cut Sencha

    First Cut Sencha

    $25.00 USD

    First Cut Sencha

    $25.00 USD
  • Ceremonial Matcha

    Ceremonial Matcha

    $26.00 USD

    Ceremonial Matcha

    $26.00 USD
  • Single Origin Chocolate Syrup

    Single Origin Chocolate Syrup

    $25.00 USD

    Single Origin Chocolate Syrup

    $25.00 USD
  • Western Horseshoe Cocktail Picks

    Western Horseshoe Cocktail Picks

    $32.99 USD

    Western Horseshoe Cocktail Picks

    $32.99 USD
  • Snake Cocktail Picks

    Snake Cocktail Picks

    $32.99 USD

    Snake Cocktail Picks

    $32.99 USD
  • Spicy Mussels - Tinned Fish

    Spicy Mussels - Tinned Fish

    $9.99 USD

    Spicy Mussels - Tinned Fish

    $9.99 USD
  • Smoked Mussels - Tinned Fish

    Smoked Mussels - Tinned Fish

    $9.99 USD

    Smoked Mussels - Tinned Fish

    $9.99 USD
  • Organic Sourdough Sea Salt Crackers (4.4 oz Box)

    Organic Sourdough Sea Salt Crackers (4.4 oz Box)

    $7.99 USD

    Organic Sourdough Sea Salt Crackers (4.4 oz Box)

    $7.99 USD
  • Organic Rosemary Garlic Crackers (4.4 oz Box)

    Organic Rosemary Garlic Crackers (4.4 oz Box)

    $7.99 USD

    Organic Rosemary Garlic Crackers (4.4 oz Box)

    $7.99 USD